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If Hollywood Wants Me To Go See A Silent Movie Then I Shouldn't Have To Pay For The Sound, Lots Of People Feel Very Strongly About The New Madonna Song, J. Lo Gets All Steven Tyler-y, Demi Moore's Quest For Eternal Youth

From Now On Only One Place Can Have A Name At A Time... Hear That Cleveland Volcano In Alaska????? Gisele Bundchen Urges Her Friends To Pray That Her Rich And Attractive Boyfriend Wins Yet Another Championship, Why Stevie Thinks That Toilet Texting Can Lead To Much Improved Colorectal Health

Garden And Gun Magazine Is Real!!!!!! TPot Gets Hit On At The Grocery Store, Love + Robotics = Lovotics And Some Scientist Really Wants To Make It Happen, How Bad Does A Mom Have To Be Before It No Longer Matters That She Gave You Life?

What The World's Most Famous Assassins Have In Common With The Three Brothers From "Home Improvement", If Sugar Is Toxic Then Toxic Must Mean Delicious, TPot Says Her Cat Has Pica

Aren't We Embarrassed That Our Newborns Are Losing The "Who Walks First?" Race To Animal Babies??? The Pill Needs To Come In Different Flavors, Who Dat Say Dey Came To An Out Of Court Settlement??? TPot Chases Away The Audience

Women's Rules For Guys #132: When Using Hypotheticals, Never... Repeat... NEVER Use "Your Hair Is Ugly" As The Example... FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER, Science Has Learned That Fart Jokes Were Just As Funny In 1,500 B.C. As They Are Now, The One Area That Hollywood Hasn't Started Adapting Movies From... Yet

Spooning Is Trickier Than It Looks, The Greatest Honor That Can Possibly Be Bestowed Upon A Man, Apparently "Who's The Bride?" Is Not An Appropriate Question At A Gay Wedding

Stevie's Reasons Why Women Should Find Beer Bellies Attractive, Bad Excuses And The People Who Love Them, Out Of Sight... Out Of Mind

So Maybe A Ban On Pet Monkeys Isn't The Thing We Should Spend All Of Our Time Protesting, Revealing The Victim's Criminal Record, If A Pro Bowl Is Played And Nobody Sees It... Does It Make A Sound?

Maybe Flavor Flav Had A Point About 911, Ladies Who "Hover", The Three Movies That Have Made Stevie Cry